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- General
- Notes on “Shortchanging Your Business with User-Hostile Platforms”
- Choosing a Framework for Cross-platform Mobile App Development
- Hear my sexy voice on the PiqueWeb podcast
- The Spaz Project Statement of Purpose
- Tech Journalism and Cash Money
- Let’s make SXSWi 2009 suck less!
- Assumptions and Mac browser share
- Spaz.AIR 0.2.0 Now Available
- Spaz Theme Development Template Now Available
- Bees tell me how people get to my web site
- Comment of the week
- Spaz v0.1.6 now available
- Spaz v0.1.5 now available
- Henry Rollins adjusts my approach to productivity
- Going America All Over Your ASS!
- From the depths of hell, I stab at thee, Wordpress!
- Wordpress: Quality You Can Taste
- dot.lame
- Just watched this week’s Sopranos
- I’m interviewed on the Pro::PHP Podcast
- Web designers and developers: Take the 2007 Web Design Survey
- Review of Shiira 2.0
- Quote of the Day
- Making Light: Moderation isn’t rocket science
- Fun at ye olde train yard
- Hey hey, look who’s on Virb!
- The PHP App Insecurity Top 20
- Poop poop poop!!!
- And some perspective
- What are your chances of getting audited by the IRS?
- Griffin Rocks!
- Pretty Mouse
- Screw Myspace, I’m down with Virb
- MySpace Sucks as a Social Tool
- What’s wrong with this job posting?
- Buy Golgo 13 on Amazon
- The Power (and Peril) of Praising Your Kids—New York Magazine
- Presentations
- Hobo with a Shotgun
- Welcome back, 1997; Stroggos is calling
- The best way to christen the new camera
- Now what am I supposed to do with this?
- Now I’ve gone and done it
- Just a reminder that skepticism is a good thing
- Kick ass
- Funkatron Radio Show 2007-03-03
- Fun for the whole family
- I do love those donuts
- LameBrain - A LAME-based mp3 Encoder and CD Ripper
- Get On The Twitter Train
- We just got our asses kicked, pal!
- A brief respite
- HDTV is here!
- Antibiotic use conclusively linked to bacterial resistance
- Sex Cannon, I still love you
- Best. News. Conference. Ever.
- Rounding corners in Illustrator
- Fonts for programming
- Cold
- Out with the old, in with the new
- Three words, baby
- Web Development Follies
- New Celldweller Video
- HuhCorp
- We Put The *ULTRA* In Editing!
- Totally awesome
- Ape diet lowers cholesterol, turns flesh to stone
- Go Jacqui
- Terry “Mothafucka” Chay
- I think we can see where this is going
- The Oozinator
- “I got a lot of Jewish friends, buh.”
- Barbaro FTW
- PHPSecInfo: New release (0.1.2), new plans
- On Vox: Recent acquisitions (Amazon = good deals)
- I also saw Wing Commander in the theater…
- How the Internet only pretends to empower us
- 8-bit FTW
- On Vox: Let us gaze upon the beauty of Rachel Nichols
- On Vox: LEAF
- On Vox: I support you, Jeff
- I wish I was going out with Justin Timberlake
- I never trusted David Heinemeier Hansson
- On Vox: The Best Pixar Movie
- to spend or not to spend
- The Diary of Frosty the Snowman
- Funkatron Radio Show 2006-11-30
- ANTM IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
- Love the Framework, not the Creator
- I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK RIGHT NOW
- A tip for system administrators
- One never knows when the homosexual is about
- Going better
- Funkatron Radio Show for Nov 9, 2006
- Batdance
- Zend Studio finally a universal binary… mostly
- The Vote Has Been Rocked
- Go Vote
- IE7 Stealth PR Campaign?
- Machines Are Us
- My Nightmares
- Funkatron Radio Show from 10/26/2006
- Local News Is The BEST News
- Interview at Zend Developer Zone
- Glorious Technology
- Rabies! or Another Busy Day At Work
- PHPSecInfo Launched; Celebrity Status Imminent
- Things not going well for Oakland
- Normally I endorse this kind of thing…
- Philadelphia, I love thee
- Secret Reports Dispute White House Optimism
- Haters
- I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller….
- A busy Thursday at work
- YOU’RE THE BEST… AROUND! (pt 2)
- YOU’RE THE BEST… AROUND!
- For Sale: 2003 Oldsmobile Alero GL 4D
- Holiday in Cupertino
- You’re bigtime now, Patton!
- He knows how to mould young men
- The Confessional
- Get your prostate on
- Thank you, Tom Jackson
- Technolust - media edition
- Namaste
- Hot
- Remember His Name
- Hey Baby
- Triumph of the Intellect
- Whoops!
- How to recover a lost admin password in Contribute, and a tip for connecting via SFTP
- Spafford On the Use of Lie Detectors by the US Gov’t
- Oh Captain, My Captain
- Where are the feed creation classes for PHP?
- Paul Reinheimer will fuck you up and steal your woman
- my new motto(s)
- I think Bruce Dickinson should feel confident in his job security
- This was not a good idea
- I like baseball fights
- The bandwagon
- Ruby, muthafucka! Do you speak it???
- Posting via IM is the new black
- Posting from Windows Live Writer
- Totally cool pic of London circa 1949
- What the fuck is this fruity shit?
- This will fuck you up for life
- Interview with Chris Forsythe of Adium and Growl
- John Clayton is so creepy
- Go Mishawaka
- Roy from The Office doing some charity crap
- Movin on up!
- Digg Sports is pretty cool
- Pics of my chubby ass at OSCON
- Lance Armstrong eats some pie
- KCacheGrind equivalent for OS X
- “I’m not a terrorist. I did this for my family.”
- Leaving for Portland tomorrow
- Anticipating Flavor of Love
- Help a brother out and Digg this
- Devil’s Crush rocked SO HARD
- Running Symfony on Gentoo PHP5
- The likeness is uncanny
- It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
- SCPlugin binary for Intel Macs
- I enjoyed this
- CP/M in da haus
- OSCON: PHP Security BOF update
- FLA - Artificial Soldier
- Who Killed Mark Evans?
- Dear boring Fourth of July whiners
- Opera 9
- Using PostgreSQL SERIAL keys and PEAR DB sequences properly
- I am a bad person.
- Man, I really dig her too
- Connie, you’ve been drinking, haven’t you?
- Parallels Desktop is Pretty Awesome
- Installing a Debian VM using Parallels
- Posting from Flock
- Here’s a photo post from Flock
- Have you raped a baby?
- Happy Mornings!!!
- The Awesomest Batboy
- This pretty much rules
- I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’, but I think unicorns are kick ass!
- kredit
- This is pretty kickass
- OSCON 2006: Portland Shall Burn
- Oh hell yes
- The Japanese Win
- The Japanese Rub It In
- Being helpful is a bad idea
- The Internet is for Fun!
- Speak Irish!
- Juiced.
- Better… Faster…. Stronger…
- OH SNAP
- A child enjoys a gift on Christmas Morn
- Oprahsuaded
- Tom Arnold takes out Michael Strahan?
- Copying funny stuff makes people think you’re funny
- TV party tonight!
- Ye Newe iMac
- Sharon Stone: Teens Should Give More Oral Sex
- Crack is Bad For You
- I need to Go Jobby!
- Great essay on Myspace and Friendster
- Apparently, the Leprechaun has returned to the Hood. Again.
- Core Duo Hotness
- Monkey love Amidala!
- The Office gets 10 original “webisodes” over the summer
- I am so excited about this (although I’m clearly a bit behind)
- Begging, vol. 2
- Note to MacNN: Plagarism isn’t cool, and at least link to your sources
- Help a brother out and Digg this
- Harp Daddy
- Ever wonder why local TV treats you like a 4 year old?
- Best support request ever
- Journalism in Michiana
- Un-Pimp
- Attention Limeys and Limey-Lovers
- Fuck these damn kids today
- This shit is awesome
- Teach me, Ryan Leaf
- Pale Watch: Day 0
- Thunderbird + IPv6 = No LDAP For You!
- Feel the hate flow through you
- Watch out for that trick knee, Joe
- LA: Home of the Bodybag
- Eat a dick, Gibson and O’Reilly
- Goodbye Mark
- I love Perry Mason
- Classy.
- The awesome
- The Shield
- Man, I hate football
- Man, I hate football
- Xbox 360 HD DVD Drive Image Leaked
- The Sunny Blade Runner
- The Sunny Blade Runner
- No life ‘til leather
- No life ‘til leather
- Atari 800 XE laptop
- Atari 800 XE laptop
- ahhhhhh
- ahhhhhh
- Duuuuude.
- This seems perfectly normal
- This seems perfectly normal
- The New York Times Legal Aid Society
- Through His Webcam, a Boy Joins a Sordid Online World
- The Medical Malpractice Myth
- what the fuck, BEP?
- The British are Easily Fooled
- Times Online: The week Bush got whacked
- SEEEE YOU IN HEEELLLL!
- Posting IM conversations is the new black
- Sorry your Grandma died, but Mike Brown was busy eating dinner
- And in other news, Jesus and Satan enjoyed lattés together at Starbucks
- Go Sox!
- Thank God 2006 isn’t far away
- Nice statue….
- Serenity Reviews
- New shirts at TestTubeTShirts.com
- I totally forgot to post about this
- Serenity
- Dear Microsoft,
- Dammit, I need to learn Japanese
- Windows Vista: The Final Countdown Begins
- Good, Bad, What?
- *crickets*
- Hey, aren’t you an unlockable character in Soul Calibur?
- I’m just a piece of meat!
- Friend or enemy?
- Tittyballs
- Good to see that resources are being allocated appropriately
- That explains it: Florida has a lot more electoral votes
- The Buck Stops Here
- Hey Look. Buses.
- Help find Snowball
- Has there ever been a more cynical, manipulative administration? Okay, except Grant’s.
- AVMA reports “Snowball safe”
- “A 21st Century Marie Antoinette”
- Harry Shearer: It is So very Much Not New Orleans
- DHS Answers the Question: ‘Who Dropped The Ball?’
- “Boy, two years makes a difference”
- When you make shit up about WMDs to justify your war, the hurricanes win
- “The Federal Response Has Been An Embarrassment”
- Mayor to feds: ‘Get off your asses’
- Kanye loses it, says what everyone thinks
- 1 happier thing, 1 hopeful thing
- I win again!
- This is one of those things that will make you cry
- Meet your new master
- God, I am SOOOOO like everyone else
- brinkness, guess what CD I found yesterday
- I get laid more than Clint
- Guess that golf video didn’t work out for ya
- Damn you technology
- Kali is buxom
- Most Awesome
- Day of Birth
- Kick ass
- We Don’t Have to Be Polite Because We Won
- Hollow
- RSS Viewer widget for Konfabulator: updated
- A triumph of human intellect
- Yahoo! acquires Konfabulator, gives it away, refunds paid customers
- I think we know who are the true O.G.s
- “The Louganis”
- Rock n Roll!
- Observations on being outside
- “42 percent said they would favor impeachment proceedings…”
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- Good advice
- “Face up to the truth”
- Absolutely disgusting
- This is pretty damn awesome
- WordPress 1.5.1.3 Available
- This means war!
- And a follow-up to my Kottke dis
- Kottke completely misses the point
- Gold, jerry! (again)
- PHP 5.1’s Killer Feature?
- Jesus Hell, when did this happen???
- Like a train wreck
- Mastering recursive programming
- Camino 0.9 alpha 1 is live!
- The Bat Man
- Protect your applications without recoding them???
- Update from Cincinnati
- The Bait Car Videos of British Columbia
- Game developers react to Intel news
- Dear God
- Now I have a reason to get a dog
- Greek Orzo and Grilled Shrimp Salad with Mustard-Dill Vinaigrette
- Gastroenteritis Trivia
- DRM = the new chastity belt?
- this would have rocked so much harder
- God dammit, would you answer the question?
- Class
- Thee Musical Baton
- Fabulous Xbox 360 vs PS3 commentary
- Buy My CDs
- Welcome to Arkansas
- Marry Me Mini
- This is pretty awesome
- a simple request
- still sick
- Confessional
- Thank God for Mike Raisor
- “The New Pope is a Disaster for the World and for the Jews”
- Apparently I’ve been living on Mars the past two days
- Speech. Less.
- Jason Kottke updates us on Micropatron funddrive
- Geek pride
- Best music reviewer ever
- Didn’t this guy used to front Journey?
- How long do you think it will be before they start calling him “Dirty Sanchez?”
- This rules
- This is the part where I pretend to be a DJ again
- The Kelsey Grammar Sketch Show
- I bet he smelled more like a sweaty guy in the desert. But that’s just me.
- kiss my bitter ass
- Score
- Close the blinds
- Thanks pr0t
- Sweet Jesus.
- God, if only.
- Meh (Portland trip update)
- This would never happen on The Shield
- Faskinating.
- Picasa 2
- Upgraded, bitches
- Clint, you’re white.
- Corset experts…
- Valentine
- HIV vs Cancer
- And now we wait
- Score!
- This is more wonderful than many things that are wonderful
- Kevin Smith on Degrassi
- Well poop
- So. Tired.
- ugh
- This is just the best thing ever
- Mary Roach
- Now You’re a Man
- I’m scared to put things in my penis
- Another sign of the apocalypse
- Hostrocket—the Way to Succeed, and the Way to Suck Eggs
- On the new host
- Moving hosts
- OSCON
- My Computer Goes Down On Me
- Highlights of the weekend
- Ye Newe iBook
- Politically Incorrect Blog Buttons
- Dave Attell Midwest Dates
- OSS OS developers are testy bastards
- Trying to email me?
- Back again
- MTV VMA SUK IT
- PUNKS NOT DEAD
- I’d vote for her…
- RSS Viewer 1.0 Beta 4 now available
- Those look like alien eggs to me
- Updates
- LameBrain 0.6.1a Now Available
- LameBrain 0.6.1 Now Available
- Cam
- Holy Crap
- A little reminder
- Remember when Metallica were good?
- I’m a moron
- Mozilla screws me again
- I’m still working on LameBrain. Really!
- “Web host switch,” or “Hostrocket can bite my ass”
- Stepping outside the static
- Ya think?
- Used CD Rampage
- There’s a bad Schwarzenegger pun in this
- Where Art Thou, Mario?
- LameBrain 0.4.1
- House Hunting
- Life is busy
- I’m an anarchic liberal
- LameBrain v0.2.0 released
- Back in business
- Curse thee, Powerbook!
- George likes his chicken spicy!
- Snowman poop
- Those better not be men
- Hey, remember the 80s?
- My host eats it
- Football
- Our boys in Iraq
- Just like a Wop to bring a knife to a gunfight
- I was a troublemaker in school
- Fun with L. Ron Hubbard
- For everything there is a season
- Objective C blows
- New site design
- Movable Type
- Fun with sound
- Let’s talk about the weather
- Blog checklist
- PHP
- More Code, More Problems
- The MicroPHP Follow-up FAQ
- The MicroPHP Manifesto
- Building a Tumblelog with Gimme Bar and PHP
- Spaz Hackathon at the PHP Community Conference
- Migrating from ExpressionEngine to Jekyll
- Why You Would Be a Jackass to Miss the Php Community Conference
- ZendCon 09: PHP, JavaScript, and RIAs, Oh My!
- Codeworks 09 talks
- PHP Advent 2008 Post: JSON is Everybody’s Friend
- The Funkatron.com PHPMAX 2008 US Tour
- Slides and code from my ZendCon08 talk on AIR+PHP
- Let’s make SXSWi 2009 suck less!
- Slides from OSCON 2008 PHPSecInfo talk
- PHPSecInfo talk at OSCON 2008
- Give me your money, suckers
- PHP Job Opening at Purdue
- Google App Engine from a PHP developer’s perspective
- Slides from php|tek 2008
- Encouraging steps towards security in Wordpress 2.5
- Zend Studio for Eclipse and SFTPDrive not on speaking terms
- Notes on SXSW2008
- Notes on ExpressionEngine 2.0 Preview at SXSW
- This week in search terms
- New Article on Inspekt at C7Y
- What I’m looking forward to in PHP6
- Inspekt 0.3 now available
- Why PHP Rocks
- Funcaday.com, or, Paul Reinheimer threatens me with physical violence
- Code simplicity
- php|tek, AIR dev and PHPSecInfo
- Slides from DC PHP
- Help Derek Allard with his open source licensing concerns
- PHP|Works 2007: Presentations and Thoughts
- Giving Two Talks at php|works Atlanta this week
- The Funkatron.com Guide to php|works Atlanta
- What Matt Mullenweg doesn’t know about PHP5, and how it hurts him and his users
- Let’s talk PhpSecInfo at php|works ATL
- New PHP Abstract Podcast on CodeIgniter
- Listen to my soothing baritone on the PHP Abstract podcast
- Signs your PHP needs refactoring
- New Inspekt Build Available
- dot.lame
- Eating your own dog food
- Presentation Audience Etiquette
- Inspekt Project funded by OWASP
- I’ll be in Chicago this week for php|tek 2007
- I’m interviewed on the Pro::PHP Podcast
- Web designers and developers: Take the 2007 Web Design Survey
- The PHP App Insecurity Top 20
- PHPSecInfo v0.2.1 now available
- Not going to OSCON this year
- Determining if a function is *really* available in PHP
- Audio from PHPSecInfo presentation
- Slides from PHPSecInfo presentation
- So what is the state of secure development in PHP?
- The Zend Framework and It’s Influence on Secure PHP Development
- Using Beagle with web sites?
- Zend_Environment’s Security Module In Action
- Clearly We Don’t Have Enough To Do
- PHPSecInfo v0.2 now available
- Zend_Environment_Security and its relation to PhpSecInfo
- A little Ruby goes a long way
- You can’t do Rails with PHP, and it’s time to get over it
- As if we needed more evidence that register_globals is bad
- Ben Ramsey needs to help me cheat
- Bug in Zend Studio 5.5’s php.ini
- PHPSecInfo: New release (0.1.2), new plans
- New PHPSecInfo build out (20061023; v0.1.1)
- Ben Ramsey Screwed Me
- Interview at Zend Developer Zone
- PHPSecInfo Launched; Celebrity Status Imminent
- OSCON 2006
- OSCON 2006: Portland Shall Burn
- PHP PCRE Cheat Sheet
- Bad Behavior
- MarsEdit and Wordpress 1.5.2
- The super-best comment spam plugin for wordpress ever: Spam Karma
- WordPress 1.5.1.3 Available
- A very annoying Wordpress bug, and a fix
- PHP 5.1’s Killer Feature?
- Mastering recursive programming
- Wez Furlong interviewed for Pro PHP
- rebirth of wxPHP - NuCleuZ blog
- IBM partnering with PHP
- Chris Shiflett: More on Filtering Input and Escaping Output
- OSCON
- PHP5 up in yo shit
- PHP 5 Release Candidate 1 Released
- What Felix said about assuming…
- RSS Viewer 0.3
- New Version of PHP RSS Viewer
- Web-based RSS Viewer app
- Otacon DBForms2 v0.1 released
- DBForms2 reaches its first milestone
- Random Quote Class
- OS X
- Gaming
- Design
- The Web Problem
- InfoSec
- Music
- Widgets
- My Projects
- Development
- More Code, More Problems
- Thoughts on the HP “Think Beyond” webOS event
- My Friend Twitter
- We’re the Stupid Ones: Facebook, Google, and Our Failure as Developers
- Results of Spaz webOS Pricing Survey
- Spaz Comes to the Palm® Pre™: How You Can Be Part of It
- The ugly side of developing AIR HTML apps
- Spaz gets Twitpic, Ping.fm, Identi.ca support
- Give me your money, suckers
- PHP Job Opening at Purdue
- Google App Engine from a PHP developer’s perspective
- Notes on SXSW2008
- This week in search terms
- Inspekt 0.3 now available
- Code simplicity
- Spaz 0.3.0 available; now with screencast action
- Giving Two Talks at php|works Atlanta this week
- Spaz.AIR 0.1.4a - bug fix release
- Spaz gets Scobleized
- Spaz.AIR 0.1.4 now available
- What Matt Mullenweg doesn’t know about PHP5, and how it hurts him and his users
- Let’s talk PhpSecInfo at php|works ATL
- New Spaz v0.3.3 available; future plans
- New Spaz & Ars Article
- New PHP Abstract Podcast on CodeIgniter
- Signs your PHP needs refactoring
- New Inspekt Build Available
- dot.lame
- Eating your own dog food
- Inspekt Project funded by OWASP
- I’ll be in Chicago this week for php|tek 2007
- Some Info and Opinion on JavaFX
- I’m interviewed on the Pro::PHP Podcast
- Web designers and developers: Take the 2007 Web Design Survey
- What’s wrong with this job posting?
- I heart PostgreSQL
- Determining if a function is *really* available in PHP
- Spaz multi-user tease screenshots
- Audio from PHPSecInfo presentation
- So what is the state of secure development in PHP?
- Using Beagle with web sites?
- Zend_Environment_Security and its relation to PhpSecInfo
- LameBrain Source Code Release
- A little Ruby goes a long way
- You can’t do Rails with PHP, and it’s time to get over it
- Fonts for programming
- e - TextMate for Windows, and more
- New Builds of SCPlugin Available, Including Universal Binaries
- SCPlugin binary for Intel Macs
- OSCON 2006
- OSCON 2006: Portland Shall Burn
- Thunderbird + IPv6 = No LDAP For You!
- Binary build of SCPlugin
- The departure of the hyper-enthusiasts
- Performance Tuning PostgreSQL
- Django performance tips
- Eat it, bitches!
- “In search of the One True Layout”
- Handy XSS “cheat-sheet”
- Apache conf file syntax coloring for nano
- Microsoft Changes How It Builds Software
- Hardware
- PHPSecInfo
- Spaz
- Inspekt
- Python
- JavaScript
- AIR
- jQuery
- XULRunner
- Mobile
- webOS
- ExpressionEngine
- Jekyll
- Ruby
- Mental Illness
- Enyo
- open source
- javascript
- Gimme Bar
- Open Source
- Diversity