The Onion has put their entire archive back online. How awesome. Here’s my fav old story:

Molly Hatchet’s Nightmare Descent Into Booze, Sex, Drugs ‘Not All That Nightmarish,’ Guitarist Admits

Also, here are a bunch of charities you can work with to help Katrina victims (found on npr.org, via eJacqui):

The McCormick Tribune Foundation, based out of Chicago and affiliated with the Chicago Tribune, is matching 50 cents to the dollar for every donation made up to $1 million, and 100% of every donation and match are going to Katrina aid, as they are paying all of the administrative costs themselves.

More options:

Donate Cash:

American Red Cross
1-800-HELP NOW (435-7669) English,
1-800-257-7575 Spanish

Operation Blessing
1-800-436-6348

America’s Second Harvest
1-800-344-8070


Donate Cash and Volunteer:

Adventist Community Services
1-800-381-7171

Catholic Charities, USA
703 549-1390

Christian Disaster Response
941-956-5183 or 941-551-9554

Christian Reformed World Relief Committee
1-800-848-5818

Church World Service
1-800-297-1516

Convoy of Hope
417-823-8998

Corporation for National and Community Service Disaster Relief Fund
202-606-6718

Lutheran Disaster Response
800-638-3522

Mennonite Disaster Service
717-859-2210

Nazarene Disaster Response
888-256-5886

Presbyterian Disaster Assistance
800-872-3283

Salvation Army
1-800-SAL-ARMY (725-2769)

Southern Baptist Convention — Disaster Relief
1-800-462-8657, ext. 6440

United Methodist Committee on Relief
1-800-554-8583


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