Reposted from a friend of mine’s journal (not linked just in case…):

The following message passed through our trouble reporting queue this morning (names have been changed to protect the ignorant):

From: [deleted]@cs.purdue.edu
Subject: [Purdue CS #44332] CPU off in the morning
Date: March 3, 2006 8:15:08 AM EST
To: [deleted]@cs.purdue.edu, [deleted]@cs.purdue.edu

For the second morning in a row my CPU was off when I arrived in the morning.
As always, I select “Shut Down” when I leave at night. Thought it was a fluke
the yesterday but now know it must be something else.

User

Uh, what does she think “Shut Down” does?

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