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From http://grou.ps/jobs.do (thanks Clint)

PHP Engineer (ref #001)

$q1 = Are you a master PHP Ninja?
$q2 = Excel at object oriented PHP, MVC pattern, Smarty template engine, caching practices and PEAR?
$q3 = Familiar with CSS, Javascript,  XHTML, MySQL?
$q4 = Experienced with Zend Studio, Subversion, wikis?
$q5 = Love open source? Aware of RSS, XML-RPC, web services, memcached and all other geeky stuff?
$q6 = Keen to learn much more?
$q7 = Ready to move to Silicon Valley?

if ( $q1 && $q2 && $q3 && $q4 && $q5 && $q6 ) {
    echo "YOU SHOULD <strong>JOIN</strong> US! drop your resume to contact@grou.ps <br />";
    echo "please include some php and javascript code snippets or refer us to an open source project you've";
    echo "already made. tell us our coding mistakes in this call and let us know what you know about";
    echo "the new javascript 1.7, mysql 5.2 and php 6. thanx,";
    exit;
}
else {
    die("maybe next time...");
}

[tags]lame, php, jobs[/tags]

  • Jasper
    http://www.echohelloworld.com
    06/01/2007 03:59:57 PM

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that was lame. We seem to be in a minority!!