MTV VMA SUK IT

  • Everyone is shitting their pants about Madonna and Britney (except pr0t), but I’m personally pissed that they cut away to show Justin Timberlake’s reaction instead of the Madonna/Christina Aguilera kiss, which I imagine would have been much hotter, and probably involve some kind of Japanese fetish porn. Madonna did look super hot though.
  • burp. If I had a vote, though, I would rather have seen Avril and Kelly Osbourne make out. That would have been hot as hell (although I dug Kelly more in her pink spikey hair phase). But whatcha gonna do? They still don’t let nerds make out on MTV.
  • A man can dream What was the sound you heard at the end of Christina Aguilera’s performance? That was the sound of thousands of late 80’s and early 90s hipsters throwing out their Jane’s Addiction records. Dave, are you really that desperate for cash? Good Lord man, show some backbone.
  • I am what passes for Note to Good Charlotte: The punk cheerleader thing was played out in 1992. See: Teen Spirit.
  • Remember Guys, just hang it up.
  • Thanks for giving them more reasons to hate us, Dubyah, you lying son of a bitch.Meanwhile, Iraq is still fucked, the world is headed towards Armageddon, and this jackass is still in charge.
  • Khrystene
    http://spacejunior.deviantart.com/
    08/29/2003 12:12:32 PM

    Well, on the Bush front, perhaps you should get cracking on saving all your money to run a real candidate in the US elections… just one would do, one day… someday? Perhaps? EVER!?

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ed Finkler
    http://www.funkatron.com
    08/29/2003 12:17:40 PM

    sigh that would be nice. It pisses me off to no end that the committee that determines who can participate in televised debates is a bipartisan group, so we’re almost assured that somebody like Ralph Nader or Harry Brown will never get the exposure they deserve.

  • Khrystene
    http://as above
    08/29/2003 12:23:38 PM

    Well, you call your country a fucking DEMOCRACY!?

  • Ed Finkler
    http://www.funkatron.com
    08/29/2003 12:27:31 PM

    No, I don’t. 8)

  • Khrystene
    http://as above
    08/29/2003 01:00:54 PM

    And as for good charlotte, fucking will someone just shoot them plz! ARGH!

  • Justice
    03/08/2004 07:28:19 AM

    Fuck Bush n Izrael…!!!!!!

  • RR
    05/05/2004 07:11:17 AM

    Well, I was going to d/l Lamebrain, but after seeing how ‘proud’ you are about being an American, why don’t you take your “Lame Brain” to another country, say Iraq, where you would have had your balls ripped from your body for calling Sadddam a ‘jackass’. Vote for Kerry, maybe we’ll have another 9/11 and you’ll really be “proud!”