I laughed out loud.

Thanks for starting up my day!

Paul

Ponctuations variables are already available!

<?php

${”……”} = ‘is real’;

echo ${”……”};

?>

The things what I really want are the namespaces and the late static binding (I think that both are available patches for php5)

W0rd Finkmeister… as to Radoslav, both patches are already part of PHP 5.3’s CVS.

Damien,

If I EVER get code that does that, I’m sending it to you for maintenance.

Stop handing out hanging-rope! (-;

S

So, to sum it all up, php 6 would allow you to do something like this:

ASCII::::${”.”}($_FUCKO[${”……”}]);

what i’d like to see for php6 would be a cleanup. making all methods/functions named consistent, killing unnecessary aliases…

oh and maybe real namespacing instead of that hack..

hehe I would like php will support Unicode support with $_FUCKO global :)

my 2 cents contribution…

function beHappy()
{
  if (!$this->isHappy())
  {
    throw new :'(Exception() ;
  }

  return :-) ;
}

@federico: you forgot the last part: ASCII::::${”.”}($_FUCKO[${”……”}])->convert_toHDMI();

(at least roughly according to the php naming tradition)