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The Onion has put their entire archive back online. How awesome. Here’s my fav old story:

Molly Hatchet’s Nightmare Descent Into Booze, Sex, Drugs ‘Not All That Nightmarish,’ Guitarist Admits

Also, here are a bunch of charities you can work with to help Katrina victims (found on npr.org, via eJacqui):

The McCormick Tribune Foundation, based out of Chicago and affiliated with the Chicago Tribune, is matching 50 cents to the dollar for every donation made up to $1 million, and 100% of every donation and match are going to Katrina aid, as they are paying all of the administrative costs themselves.

More options:

      <p><strong>Donate Cash:</strong>
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      <a href="http://www.redcross.org/">American Red Cross</a>
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      1-800-HELP NOW (435-7669) English,
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      1-800-257-7575 Spanish
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      <a href="http://www.ob.org/">Operation Blessing</a>
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      1-800-436-6348
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      <a href="http://www.secondharvest.org">America's Second Harvest</a>
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      1-800-344-8070
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      <strong>Donate Cash and Volunteer:</strong>
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      <a href="http://www.adventist.communityservices.org/">Adventist Community Services</a>
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      1-800-381-7171
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      <a href="http://www.catholiccharitiesusa.org/">Catholic Charities, USA</a>
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      703 549-1390
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      <a href="http://www.cdresponse.org/">Christian Disaster Response</a>
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      941-956-5183 or 941-551-9554
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      <a href="http://www.crwrc.org/">Christian Reformed World Relief Committee</a>
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      1-800-848-5818
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      <a href="http://www.churchworldservice.org/">Church World Service</a>
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      1-800-297-1516
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      <a href="http://www.convoyofhope.org/">Convoy of Hope</a>
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      417-823-8998
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      <a href="http://www.nationalservice.gov/about/donations/index.asp">Corporation for National and Community Service Disaster Relief Fund</a>
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      202-606-6718
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      <a href="http://www.lwr.org/">Lutheran Disaster Response</a>
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      800-638-3522
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      <a href="http://www.mds.mennonite.net/">Mennonite Disaster Service</a>
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      717-859-2210
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      <a href="http://www.nazarenedisasterresponse.org/">Nazarene Disaster Response</a>
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      888-256-5886
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      <a href="http://www.pcusa.org/pda/">Presbyterian Disaster Assistance</a>
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      800-872-3283
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      <a href="http://www.salvationarmyusa.org/">Salvation Army</a>
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      1-800-SAL-ARMY (725-2769)
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      <a href="http://www.namb.net/dr/">Southern Baptist Convention -- Disaster Relief</a>
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      1-800-462-8657, ext. 6440
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      <a href="http://www.methodistrelief.org/">United Methodist Committee on Relief</a>
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      1-800-554-8583
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