Bees tell me how people get to my web site
I use a little service called 103bees to track keywords and questions people ask of search engines that deliver them to my site. The weekly reports are always good for a laugh:
Funkatron.com Phrases
- put things in penis
- shot a load to that.
- not safe for work
Funkatron.com Questions
- what is a wop
- where to put penis
Posted by funkatron on 08/23/07 at 11:33 AM


Derek Allard says...
Awesome! I know exactly how you feel. I get a lot of “F*@K top 8” (that one baffles me), and some other interesting ones recently include “ALLARD!!!”, “voodoo doll stuffed pins”, and my personal favourite, “how do I use a mouse”?
Where do these people come from?