Random Quote Class
This is a really, really simple PHP class to handle serving up random quotes from a text file.
More classes will follow.
Posted by funkatron on 01/15/03 at 01:10 PM
Projects
- Spaz - An award–winning, open source Twitter client
- Twitter Trend Stats - statistics tracking on Twitter Trends
- Twitter Source Stats - how people are posting to Twitter
- Inspekt - A comprehensive input filtering and validation library for PHP4 and PHP5
- PhpSecInfo - A PHP Environment Security Auditing Tool
- LameBrain - A LAME-based mp3 converter/CD ripper for OS X
Quote of the Moment
“You're so cute I could just lock you up in my closet and throw my poop on you.”
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Funkatron.com is hosted at VPSLink.com, and I like it a lot. They're pretty cheap, and quite reliable in my experience. If you sign up with them, I get a little money to help out with my own hosting costs. Thanks!- funkatron: @tibbon Twhirl has multiple account (simultaneous) support. Of course, you would have yourself
- funkatron: RT @james_gunn: Tila Tequila's new blog, "MY MESSAGE TO ALL THE HATERS=FUCK OFF!" is pure poetry. She's a modern Rimbaud.
- funkatron: @elazar The Adobe stuff. It's the best. Flex dev is a lot like MS dev: the best materials come from the company making the product
- funkatron: @snookca he's good people 8)
- funkatron: @snookca RT @thynctank: Snitter keeps crashing too. Was gonna use it to keep up w/ @jazzrecord
- funkatron: @thynctank yeah, some folks do it. I won't because I won't want to be on the hook for $300 every year. The model doesn't work well w/ FOSS
Items of interest
- 10 Dirty Little Web Development Tricks › Yongfook - Web Producer
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- Crowd cheered Metrodome sexcapade
- The Science of the Future of War
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- "This is a video response to Let Me Smell Yo Dick"
- They Called Him Sugarfoot: Carl Joseph, The One-Legged Wonder
- Worst Album Covers - part 2 -- South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com
- Pact, Approved in Iraq, Sets Time for U.S. Pullout - NYTimes.com
- "If moderate Republicans manage to win the GOP civil war, they may find their party cut in two."
- "He realises he was a bit dim."
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