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A List of Posts

• OSMI is Official
  Thursday, August 18, 2016
• OSMI Fundraiser 2016: Great Success!
  Monday, June 27, 2016
• How Open Sourcing Mental Illness Can Make Your Company More Productive
  Monday, June 13, 2016
• The Tools to Change Our Lives and Our Industry
  Thursday, May 05, 2016
• Open Sourcing Mental Illness Updates
  Monday, March 21, 2016
• Who I Am, and Who I Need To Be
  Thursday, September 24, 2015
• So You Want To Give A Talk On Mental Health
  Tuesday, April 21, 2015
• From Within
  Friday, April 03, 2015
• It's So Easy To Be A Dick
  Monday, March 23, 2015
• Save Lives With Mental Health First Aid
  Sunday, September 14, 2014
• Your Home Town Needs You
  Wednesday, September 10, 2014
• The Mental Health In Tech Survey
  Thursday, August 28, 2014
• Time For A Change
  Tuesday, August 05, 2014
• How To Be A Great Developer - php[tek] 2014
  Wednesday, June 04, 2014
• On Social Justice Movements in Tech
  Friday, April 25, 2014
• Community vs Tribalism: Let's Stop Being Dicks To Each Other
  Sunday, April 06, 2014
• How To Be A Great Developer
  Friday, February 14, 2014
• Privilege and Perspective
  Friday, December 20, 2013
• Empathy Is Our Most Important Attribute
  Tuesday, November 12, 2013
• Open Sourcing Mental Illness at OSCON 2013
  Friday, August 09, 2013
• Open Sourcing Mental Illness at Lone Star PHP 2013
  Thursday, July 18, 2013
• Open Sourcing Mental Illness at Open Source Bridge 2013
  Tuesday, June 25, 2013
• Open Sourcing Mental Illness at php|tek13
  Monday, May 20, 2013
• Open Sourcing Mental Illness
  Friday, February 15, 2013
• I know
  Saturday, January 12, 2013
• Supporting Conferences That Commit to Diversity
  Tuesday, January 08, 2013
• More Code, More Problems
  Thursday, December 13, 2012
• When is Design Evil?
  Saturday, October 13, 2012
• The MicroPHP Follow-up FAQ
  Tuesday, February 07, 2012
• The MicroPHP Manifesto
  Tuesday, January 03, 2012
• Building a Tumblelog with Gimme Bar and PHP
  Saturday, November 05, 2011
• Stepping Down From Spaz
  Friday, October 07, 2011
• HP: To Save The webOS Development Community, You Must Open-Source Enyo Now
  Saturday, August 20, 2011
• Why HP Needs to Make Enyo Open Source and Cross-Platform
  Monday, May 16, 2011
• What's wrong with my brain?
  Tuesday, May 03, 2011
• Spaz Hackathon at the PHP Community Conference
  Tuesday, April 12, 2011
• Migrating from ExpressionEngine to Jekyll
  Saturday, April 02, 2011
• Questions for Spaz Project contributors about communication mediums
  Saturday, March 26, 2011
• Twitter’s ecosystem streamlining, and what it means for webOS devs
  Wednesday, March 16, 2011
• Why You Would Be a Jackass to Miss the Php Community Conference
  Thursday, March 10, 2011
• Spaz webOS Special Edition Plans
  Saturday, February 12, 2011
• Thoughts on the HP “Think Beyond” webOS event
  Thursday, February 10, 2011
• Notes on “Shortchanging Your Business with User-Hostile Platforms”
  Monday, January 17, 2011
• Choosing a Framework for Cross-platform Mobile App Development
  Saturday, January 15, 2011
• Hear my sexy voice on the PiqueWeb podcast
  Tuesday, September 28, 2010
• Contribute to Spaz webOS, Get a Free Palm Pre Plus
  Wednesday, June 30, 2010
• Building the Future of Spaz
  Thursday, April 22, 2010
• My Friend Twitter
  Saturday, April 10, 2010
• We’re the Stupid Ones: Facebook, Google, and Our Failure as Developers
  Monday, February 15, 2010
• Elizabeth Naramore Joins the Spaz Team
  Thursday, February 04, 2010
• Ron Devera Joins the Spaz Team
  Monday, January 11, 2010
• An Open Source Milestone: Spaz webOS 1.0
  Tuesday, December 29, 2009
• ZendCon 09: PHP, JavaScript, and RIAs, Oh My!
  Friday, October 23, 2009
• Codeworks 09 talks
  Friday, October 09, 2009
• Results of Spaz webOS Pricing Survey
  Friday, July 31, 2009
• The Spaz Project Statement of Purpose
  Sunday, July 26, 2009
• AIR, Titanium and webOS: 10 Things You Can’t Do in A Browser
  Monday, July 13, 2009
• Spaz 0.5.0 out now
  Thursday, July 09, 2009
• Spaz Comes to the Palm® Pre™: How You Can Be Part of It
  Friday, June 26, 2009
• Searchatron, Titanium, and Funding Open-Source Development
  Wednesday, April 15, 2009
• Why Spaz isn’t “signed”
  Sunday, March 08, 2009
• Security for the Social Set at SXSW - A Conversation
  Friday, March 06, 2009
• Tech Journalism and Cash Money
  Wednesday, March 04, 2009
• Change is coming to Spaz
  Sunday, February 22, 2009
• PHP Advent 2008 Post: JSON is Everybody’s Friend
  Tuesday, December 23, 2008
• The Funkatron.com PHPMAX 2008 US Tour
  Thursday, November 06, 2008
• Safely parsing JSON in JavaScript
  Wednesday, October 15, 2008
• Slides and code from my ZendCon08 talk on AIR+PHP
  Friday, September 19, 2008
• The ugly side of developing AIR HTML apps
  Friday, August 22, 2008
• Spaz gets Twitpic, Ping.fm, Identi.ca support
  Tuesday, August 19, 2008
• Let’s make SXSWi 2009 suck less!
  Tuesday, August 19, 2008
• Slides from OSCON 2008 PHPSecInfo talk
  Thursday, July 24, 2008
• PHPSecInfo talk at OSCON 2008
  Tuesday, July 22, 2008
• Give me your money, suckers
  Wednesday, June 25, 2008
• PHP Job Opening at Purdue
  Wednesday, June 18, 2008
• Google App Engine from a PHP developer’s perspective
  Tuesday, June 03, 2008
• Slides from php|tek 2008
  Sunday, June 01, 2008
• Encouraging steps towards security in Wordpress 2.5
  Tuesday, April 01, 2008
• Zend Studio for Eclipse and SFTPDrive not on speaking terms
  Wednesday, March 19, 2008
• Notes on SXSW2008
  Wednesday, March 12, 2008
• Notes on ExpressionEngine 2.0 Preview at SXSW
  Saturday, March 08, 2008
• This week in search terms
  Monday, February 18, 2008
• New Article on Inspekt at C7Y
  Monday, February 18, 2008
• What I’m looking forward to in PHP6
  Tuesday, February 05, 2008
• Inspekt 0.3 now available
  Monday, January 21, 2008
• Why PHP Rocks
  Monday, January 14, 2008
• Assumptions and Mac browser share
  Friday, December 28, 2007
• Funcaday.com, or, Paul Reinheimer threatens me with physical violence
  Wednesday, December 12, 2007
• Code simplicity
  Thursday, December 06, 2007
• php|tek, AIR dev and PHPSecInfo
  Monday, December 03, 2007
• Slides from DC PHP
  Tuesday, November 20, 2007
• Spaz 0.3.0 available; now with screencast action
  Tuesday, October 30, 2007
• Help Derek Allard with his open source licensing concerns
  Friday, October 12, 2007
• Interview on ArsTechnica about Spaz
  Thursday, October 11, 2007
• Spaz Wins Best HTML Community App in Adobe AIR Developer Derby
  Monday, October 01, 2007
• PHP|Works 2007: Presentations and Thoughts
  Wednesday, September 19, 2007
• Spaz wins “Best AIR-based AJAX app” at Lunch2.0@AdobeSF
  Saturday, September 15, 2007
• Giving Two Talks at php|works Atlanta this week
  Monday, September 10, 2007
• Spaz.AIR 0.2.0 Now Available
  Sunday, September 02, 2007
• Spaz Theme Development Template Now Available
  Sunday, September 02, 2007
• Bees tell me how people get to my web site
  Thursday, August 23, 2007
• Comment of the week
  Wednesday, August 22, 2007
• The Funkatron.com Guide to php|works Atlanta
  Saturday, August 18, 2007
• Spaz v0.1.6 now available
  Thursday, August 09, 2007
• Artists you need to know (vol 1)
  Wednesday, August 08, 2007
• Spaz v0.1.5 now available
  Saturday, August 04, 2007
• Spaz.AIR 0.1.4a - bug fix release
  Friday, August 03, 2007
• Spaz gets Scobleized
  Friday, August 03, 2007
• Spaz.AIR 0.1.4 now available
  Thursday, August 02, 2007
• Henry Rollins adjusts my approach to productivity
  Monday, July 23, 2007
• What Matt Mullenweg doesn’t know about PHP5, and how it hurts him and his users
  Sunday, July 15, 2007
• Vintage Computer Festival This Weekend @ Purdue
  Thursday, July 12, 2007
• Spaz.AIR early alpha screencast
  Wednesday, July 11, 2007
• Going America All Over Your ASS!
  Wednesday, July 04, 2007
• Let’s talk PhpSecInfo at php|works ATL
  Tuesday, July 03, 2007
• New Spaz v0.3.3 available; future plans
  Sunday, July 01, 2007
• New Spaz & Ars Article
  Thursday, June 28, 2007
• New PHP Abstract Podcast on CodeIgniter
  Thursday, June 28, 2007
• This is Intelligent Television, fool!
  Thursday, June 14, 2007
• Shocker: Beta software contains bugs! To find out more, pay me
  Tuesday, June 12, 2007
• Listen to my soothing baritone on the PHP Abstract podcast
  Tuesday, June 12, 2007
• Safari 3.0 Beta and Speed Download: busted
  Monday, June 11, 2007
• From the depths of hell, I stab at thee, Wordpress!
  Sunday, June 10, 2007
• Signs your PHP needs refactoring
  Tuesday, June 05, 2007
• New Inspekt Build Available
  Sunday, June 03, 2007
• Wordpress: Quality You Can Taste
  Thursday, May 31, 2007
• dot.lame
  Thursday, May 31, 2007
• Eating your own dog food
  Monday, May 21, 2007
• Presentation Audience Etiquette
  Thursday, May 17, 2007
• Inspekt Project funded by OWASP
  Wednesday, May 16, 2007
• I’ll be in Chicago this week for php|tek 2007
  Monday, May 14, 2007
• Some Info and Opinion on JavaFX
  Thursday, May 10, 2007
• Download Golgo 13 as DRM-free MP3s
  Friday, May 04, 2007
• Just watched this week’s Sopranos
  Tuesday, May 01, 2007
• I’m interviewed on the Pro::PHP Podcast
  Thursday, April 26, 2007
• Web designers and developers: Take the 2007 Web Design Survey
  Tuesday, April 24, 2007
• Review of Shiira 2.0
  Tuesday, April 24, 2007
• Quote of the Day
  Sunday, April 22, 2007
• Making Light: Moderation isn’t rocket science
  Sunday, April 22, 2007
• Fun at ye olde train yard
  Sunday, April 22, 2007
• Hey hey, look who’s on Virb!
  Thursday, April 19, 2007
• The PHP App Insecurity Top 20
  Wednesday, April 18, 2007
• Poop poop poop!!!
  Monday, April 16, 2007
• And some perspective
  Monday, April 16, 2007
• What are your chances of getting audited by the IRS?
  Sunday, April 15, 2007
• Griffin Rocks!
  Sunday, April 15, 2007
• Pretty Mouse
  Saturday, April 14, 2007
• Screw Myspace, I’m down with Virb
  Thursday, April 12, 2007
• MySpace Sucks as a Social Tool
  Wednesday, April 11, 2007
• What’s wrong with this job posting?
  Monday, April 09, 2007
• Buy Golgo 13 on Amazon
  Monday, April 09, 2007
• PHPSecInfo v0.2.1 now available
  Friday, April 06, 2007
• Not going to OSCON this year
  Wednesday, April 04, 2007
• I heart PostgreSQL
  Monday, April 02, 2007
• Determining if a function is *really* available in PHP
  Thursday, March 29, 2007
• Spaz multi-user tease screenshots
  Wednesday, March 28, 2007
• Gmail Keyboard Shortcut Cheatsheet
  Monday, March 26, 2007
• The Power (and Peril) of Praising Your Kids—New York Magazine
  Saturday, March 24, 2007
• Presentations
  Saturday, March 24, 2007
• Hobo with a Shotgun
  Saturday, March 24, 2007
• Audio from PHPSecInfo presentation
  Thursday, March 22, 2007
• Slides from PHPSecInfo presentation
  Wednesday, March 21, 2007
• Welcome back, 1997;  Stroggos is calling
  Sunday, March 18, 2007
• The best way to christen the new camera
  Sunday, March 18, 2007
• So what is the state of secure development in PHP?
  Sunday, March 18, 2007
• The Zend Framework and It’s Influence on Secure PHP Development
  Thursday, March 15, 2007
• Using Beagle with web sites?
  Wednesday, March 14, 2007
• Now what am I supposed to do with this?
  Monday, March 12, 2007
• Now I’ve gone and done it
  Monday, March 12, 2007
• Just a reminder that skepticism is a good thing
  Monday, March 12, 2007
• Kick ass
  Sunday, March 11, 2007
• Funkatron Radio Show 2007-03-03
  Sunday, March 11, 2007
• Fun for the whole family
  Sunday, March 04, 2007
• I do love those donuts
  Saturday, March 03, 2007
• Zend_Environment’s Security Module In Action
  Thursday, March 01, 2007
• Clearly We Don’t Have Enough To Do
  Tuesday, February 27, 2007
• PHPSecInfo v0.2 now available
  Monday, February 26, 2007
• Zend_Environment_Security and its relation to PhpSecInfo
  Thursday, February 22, 2007
• Spaz v0.2 out
  Thursday, February 22, 2007
• Spaz - An Open-Source Twitter Client for Mac OS X, Windows and Linux
  Tuesday, February 20, 2007
• LameBrain - A LAME-based mp3 Encoder and CD Ripper
  Tuesday, February 20, 2007
• Get On The Twitter Train
  Tuesday, February 20, 2007
• LameBrain Source Code Release
  Sunday, February 18, 2007
• A little Ruby goes a long way
  Saturday, February 17, 2007
• We just got our asses kicked, pal!
  Wednesday, February 14, 2007
• A brief respite
  Monday, February 12, 2007
• HDTV is here!
  Friday, February 09, 2007
• Antibiotic use conclusively linked to bacterial resistance
  Thursday, February 08, 2007
• Sex Cannon, I still love you
  Sunday, February 04, 2007
• You can’t do Rails with PHP, and it’s time to get over it
  Saturday, February 03, 2007
• Best.  News.  Conference.  Ever.
  Thursday, February 01, 2007
• Rounding corners in Illustrator
  Tuesday, January 30, 2007
• Fonts for programming
  Tuesday, January 30, 2007
• e - TextMate for Windows, and more
  Tuesday, January 30, 2007
• Cold
  Monday, January 29, 2007
• Out with the old, in with the new
  Thursday, January 25, 2007
• Three words, baby
  Monday, January 22, 2007
• Web Development Follies
  Wednesday, January 17, 2007
• New Celldweller Video
  Wednesday, January 17, 2007
• New Builds of SCPlugin Available, Including Universal Binaries
  Tuesday, January 16, 2007
• HuhCorp
  Tuesday, January 16, 2007
• As if we needed more evidence that register_globals is bad
  Tuesday, January 16, 2007
• We Put The *ULTRA* In Editing!
  Monday, January 15, 2007
• Totally awesome
  Monday, January 15, 2007
• Ape diet lowers cholesterol, turns flesh to stone
  Monday, January 15, 2007
• C64 color palette for Photoshop and Fireworks
  Sunday, January 14, 2007
• Go Jacqui
  Friday, January 12, 2007
• Terry “Mothafucka” Chay
  Monday, January 08, 2007
• I think we can see where this is going
  Saturday, January 06, 2007
• Ben Ramsey needs to help me cheat
  Wednesday, January 03, 2007
• Bug in Zend Studio 5.5’s php.ini
  Tuesday, January 02, 2007
• The Oozinator
  Saturday, December 30, 2006
• “I got a lot of Jewish friends, buh.”
  Friday, December 29, 2006
• Barbaro FTW
  Thursday, December 28, 2006
• PHPSecInfo: New release (0.1.2), new plans
  Friday, December 22, 2006
• On Vox: Recent acquisitions (Amazon = good deals)
  Wednesday, December 20, 2006
• I also saw Wing Commander in the theater…
  Monday, December 18, 2006
• How the Internet only pretends to empower us
  Monday, December 18, 2006
• 8-bit FTW
  Monday, December 18, 2006
• On Vox: Let us gaze upon the beauty of Rachel Nichols
  Sunday, December 17, 2006
• On Vox: LEAF
  Sunday, December 17, 2006
• On Vox: I support you, Jeff
  Sunday, December 17, 2006
• I wish I was going out with Justin Timberlake
  Sunday, December 17, 2006
• I never trusted David Heinemeier Hansson
  Sunday, December 17, 2006
• On Vox: The Best Pixar Movie
  Saturday, December 16, 2006
• to spend or not to spend
  Wednesday, December 13, 2006
• The Diary of Frosty the Snowman
  Sunday, December 10, 2006
• Funkatron Radio Show 2006-11-30
  Wednesday, December 06, 2006
• ANTM IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
  Wednesday, December 06, 2006
• Love the Framework, not the Creator
  Monday, November 27, 2006
• I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK RIGHT NOW
  Monday, November 27, 2006
• A tip for system administrators
  Sunday, November 19, 2006
• One never knows when the homosexual is about
  Sunday, November 12, 2006
• Going better
  Sunday, November 12, 2006
• Funkatron Radio Show for Nov 9, 2006
  Friday, November 10, 2006
• Batdance
  Friday, November 10, 2006
• Zend Studio finally a universal binary… mostly
  Thursday, November 09, 2006
• The Vote Has Been Rocked
  Tuesday, November 07, 2006
• Go Vote
  Tuesday, November 07, 2006
• IE7 Stealth PR Campaign?
  Thursday, November 02, 2006
• Machines Are Us
  Tuesday, October 31, 2006
• My Nightmares
  Saturday, October 28, 2006
• Funkatron Radio Show from 10/26/2006
  Saturday, October 28, 2006
• Local News Is The BEST News
  Thursday, October 26, 2006
• New PHPSecInfo build out (20061023; v0.1.1)
  Tuesday, October 24, 2006
• Ben Ramsey Screwed Me
  Tuesday, October 24, 2006
• Interview at Zend Developer Zone
  Saturday, October 21, 2006
• Glorious Technology
  Saturday, October 21, 2006
• Rabies! or Another Busy Day At Work
  Friday, October 20, 2006
• PHPSecInfo Launched; Celebrity Status Imminent
  Friday, October 20, 2006
• Things not going well for Oakland
  Wednesday, October 18, 2006
• Normally I endorse this kind of thing…
  Monday, October 16, 2006
• Philadelphia, I love thee
  Wednesday, October 04, 2006
• Secret Reports Dispute White House Optimism
  Monday, October 02, 2006
• Haters
  Monday, October 02, 2006
• I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller….
  Saturday, September 23, 2006
• A busy Thursday at work
  Saturday, September 23, 2006
• YOU’RE THE BEST… AROUND! (pt 2)
  Wednesday, September 20, 2006
• YOU’RE THE BEST… AROUND!
  Tuesday, September 19, 2006
• For Sale: 2003 Oldsmobile Alero GL 4D
  Tuesday, September 19, 2006
• Holiday in Cupertino
  Monday, September 18, 2006
• You’re bigtime now, Patton!
  Friday, September 15, 2006
• He knows how to mould young men
  Friday, September 15, 2006
• The Confessional
  Thursday, September 14, 2006
• Get your prostate on
  Thursday, September 14, 2006
• Thank you, Tom Jackson
  Tuesday, September 12, 2006
• Technolust - media edition
  Tuesday, September 12, 2006
• Namaste
  Sunday, September 10, 2006
• Hot
  Saturday, September 09, 2006
• Remember His Name
  Friday, September 08, 2006
• Hey Baby
  Friday, September 08, 2006
• Triumph of the Intellect
  Wednesday, September 06, 2006
• Whoops!
  Monday, September 04, 2006
• How to recover a lost admin password in Contribute, and a tip for connecting via SFTP
  Wednesday, August 30, 2006
• Spafford On the Use of Lie Detectors by the US Gov’t
  Tuesday, August 29, 2006
• Oh Captain, My Captain
  Tuesday, August 29, 2006
• Where are the feed creation classes for PHP?
  Monday, August 28, 2006
• Paul Reinheimer will fuck you up and steal your woman
  Wednesday, August 23, 2006
• my new motto(s)
  Tuesday, August 22, 2006
• I think Bruce Dickinson should feel confident in his job security
  Tuesday, August 22, 2006
• This was not a good idea
  Friday, August 18, 2006
• I like baseball fights
  Friday, August 18, 2006
• The bandwagon
  Wednesday, August 16, 2006
• Ruby, muthafucka!  Do you speak it???
  Wednesday, August 16, 2006
• Posting via IM is the new black
  Tuesday, August 15, 2006
• Posting from Windows Live Writer
  Tuesday, August 15, 2006
• Totally cool pic of London circa 1949
  Sunday, August 13, 2006
• What the fuck is this fruity shit?
  Saturday, August 12, 2006
• This will fuck you up for life
  Saturday, August 12, 2006
• Interview with Chris Forsythe of Adium and Growl
  Thursday, August 10, 2006
• John Clayton is so creepy
  Wednesday, August 09, 2006
• Go Mishawaka
  Wednesday, August 09, 2006
• Roy from The Office doing some charity crap
  Tuesday, August 08, 2006
• Movin on up!
  Friday, August 04, 2006
• Digg Sports is pretty cool
  Friday, August 04, 2006
• Pics of my chubby ass at OSCON
  Wednesday, August 02, 2006
• Lance Armstrong eats some pie
  Saturday, July 29, 2006
• KCacheGrind equivalent for OS X
  Saturday, July 29, 2006
• “I’m not a terrorist. I did this for my family.”
  Tuesday, July 25, 2006
• Leaving for Portland tomorrow
  Monday, July 24, 2006
• Anticipating Flavor of Love
  Thursday, July 20, 2006
• Help a brother out and Digg this
  Wednesday, July 19, 2006
• Devil’s Crush rocked SO HARD
  Wednesday, July 19, 2006
• Running Symfony on Gentoo PHP5
  Tuesday, July 18, 2006
• The likeness is uncanny
  Thursday, July 13, 2006
• It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  Thursday, July 13, 2006
• SCPlugin binary for Intel Macs
  Tuesday, July 11, 2006
• I enjoyed this
  Monday, July 10, 2006
• CP/M in da haus
  Sunday, July 09, 2006
• OSCON: PHP Security BOF update
  Thursday, July 06, 2006
• FLA - Artificial Soldier
  Thursday, July 06, 2006
• Who Killed Mark Evans?
  Wednesday, July 05, 2006
• Dear boring Fourth of July whiners
  Tuesday, July 04, 2006
• Opera 9
  Friday, June 30, 2006
• OSCON 2006
  Tuesday, June 27, 2006
• Using PostgreSQL SERIAL keys and PEAR DB sequences properly
  Monday, June 26, 2006
• I am a bad person.
  Friday, June 23, 2006
• Man, I really dig her too
  Monday, June 19, 2006
• Connie, you’ve been drinking, haven’t you?
  Monday, June 19, 2006
• Parallels Desktop is Pretty Awesome
  Sunday, June 18, 2006
• Installing a Debian VM using Parallels
  Sunday, June 18, 2006
• Posting from Flock
  Saturday, June 17, 2006
• Here’s a photo post from Flock
  Saturday, June 17, 2006
• Have you raped a baby?
  Friday, June 16, 2006
• Happy Mornings!!!
  Friday, June 16, 2006
• The Awesomest Batboy
  Thursday, June 15, 2006
• This pretty much rules
  Wednesday, June 14, 2006
• I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’, but I think unicorns are kick ass!
  Wednesday, June 14, 2006
• kredit
  Monday, June 12, 2006
• This is pretty kickass
  Sunday, June 11, 2006
• OSCON 2006: Portland Shall Burn
  Tuesday, June 06, 2006
• Oh hell yes
  Friday, June 02, 2006
• The Japanese Win
  Tuesday, May 23, 2006
• The Japanese Rub It In
  Tuesday, May 23, 2006
• Being helpful is a bad idea
  Monday, May 22, 2006
• The Internet is for Fun!
  Sunday, May 21, 2006
• Speak Irish!
  Saturday, May 20, 2006
• Juiced.
  Friday, May 12, 2006
• Better… Faster…. Stronger…
  Thursday, May 04, 2006
• OH SNAP
  Wednesday, May 03, 2006
• A child enjoys a gift on Christmas Morn
  Wednesday, May 03, 2006
• Oprahsuaded
  Monday, April 17, 2006
• Tom Arnold takes out Michael Strahan?
  Saturday, April 01, 2006
• Copying funny stuff makes people think you’re funny
  Friday, March 31, 2006
• TV party tonight!
  Thursday, March 30, 2006
• Ye Newe iMac
  Wednesday, March 29, 2006
• Sharon Stone: Teens Should Give More Oral Sex
  Wednesday, March 29, 2006
• Crack is Bad For You
  Wednesday, March 29, 2006
• I need to Go Jobby!
  Tuesday, March 28, 2006
• Great essay on Myspace and Friendster
  Saturday, March 25, 2006
• Apparently, the Leprechaun has returned to the Hood.  Again.
  Saturday, March 25, 2006
• Core Duo Hotness
  Wednesday, March 22, 2006
• Monkey love Amidala!
  Monday, March 20, 2006
• The Office gets 10 original “webisodes” over the summer
  Friday, March 17, 2006
• I am so excited about this (although I’m clearly a bit behind)
  Friday, March 17, 2006
• Begging, vol. 2
  Thursday, March 16, 2006
• Note to MacNN: Plagarism isn’t cool, and at least link to your sources
  Tuesday, March 14, 2006
• Help a brother out and Digg this
  Wednesday, March 08, 2006
• Harp Daddy
  Monday, March 06, 2006
• Ever wonder why local TV treats you like a 4 year old?
  Monday, March 06, 2006
• Best support request ever
  Friday, March 03, 2006
• Journalism in Michiana
  Wednesday, March 01, 2006
• Un-Pimp
  Thursday, February 23, 2006
• Attention Limeys and Limey-Lovers
  Tuesday, February 21, 2006
• Fuck these damn kids today
  Friday, February 17, 2006
• This shit is awesome
  Thursday, February 16, 2006
• Teach me, Ryan Leaf
  Wednesday, February 15, 2006
• Pale Watch: Day 0
  Tuesday, February 14, 2006
• Thunderbird + IPv6 = No LDAP For You!
  Wednesday, February 08, 2006
• Feel the hate flow through you
  Wednesday, February 08, 2006
• Watch out for that trick knee, Joe
  Sunday, February 05, 2006
• LA: Home of the Bodybag
  Sunday, February 05, 2006
• Eat a dick, Gibson and O’Reilly
  Thursday, February 02, 2006
• Yojimbo stores ALMOST anything
  Monday, January 30, 2006
• Goodbye Mark
  Monday, January 30, 2006
• I love Perry Mason
  Wednesday, January 25, 2006
• Classy.
  Wednesday, January 25, 2006
• The awesome
  Friday, January 20, 2006
• The Shield
  Sunday, January 15, 2006
• Man, I hate football
  Sunday, January 15, 2006
• Man, I hate football
  Sunday, January 15, 2006
• Xbox 360 HD DVD Drive Image Leaked
  Thursday, January 05, 2006
• The Sunny Blade Runner
  Thursday, January 05, 2006
• The Sunny Blade Runner
  Thursday, January 05, 2006
• No life ‘til leather
  Thursday, January 05, 2006
• No life ‘til leather
  Thursday, January 05, 2006
• Binary build of SCPlugin
  Sunday, December 25, 2005
• Atari 800 XE laptop
  Sunday, December 25, 2005
• Atari 800 XE laptop
  Sunday, December 25, 2005
• ahhhhhh
  Sunday, December 25, 2005
• ahhhhhh
  Sunday, December 25, 2005
• Duuuuude.
  Friday, December 23, 2005
• This seems perfectly normal
  Thursday, December 22, 2005
• This seems perfectly normal
  Thursday, December 22, 2005
• The New York Times Legal Aid Society
  Wednesday, December 21, 2005
• Through His Webcam, a Boy Joins a Sordid Online World
  Monday, December 19, 2005
• Style vs. Design
  Monday, December 19, 2005
• The Medical Malpractice Myth
  Sunday, December 18, 2005
• The departure of the hyper-enthusiasts
  Sunday, December 18, 2005
• Performance Tuning PostgreSQL
  Sunday, December 18, 2005
• Django performance tips
  Sunday, December 18, 2005
• what the fuck, BEP?
  Thursday, December 08, 2005
• Eat it, bitches!
  Saturday, November 26, 2005
• The British are Easily Fooled
  Thursday, November 17, 2005
• Times Online: The week Bush got whacked
  Sunday, October 30, 2005
• SEEEE YOU IN HEEELLLL!
  Saturday, October 29, 2005
• “In search of the One True Layout”
  Friday, October 28, 2005
• Handy XSS “cheat-sheet”
  Friday, October 28, 2005
• Apache conf file syntax coloring for nano
  Friday, October 28, 2005
• Posting IM conversations is the new black
  Friday, October 21, 2005
• Sorry your Grandma died, but Mike Brown was busy eating dinner
  Thursday, October 20, 2005
• And in other news, Jesus and Satan enjoyed lattés together at Starbucks
  Thursday, October 20, 2005
• PHP PCRE Cheat Sheet
  Sunday, October 16, 2005
• Go Sox!
  Sunday, October 16, 2005
• Thank God 2006 isn’t far away
  Thursday, October 13, 2005
• Nice statue….
  Saturday, October 08, 2005
• Serenity Reviews
  Saturday, October 01, 2005
• New shirts at TestTubeTShirts.com
  Saturday, October 01, 2005
• I totally forgot to post about this
  Saturday, October 01, 2005
• Serenity
  Friday, September 30, 2005
• Man, this exclusive license thing RULES
  Wednesday, September 28, 2005
• Dear Microsoft,
  Wednesday, September 28, 2005
• Dammit, I need to learn Japanese
  Wednesday, September 28, 2005
• .Mac: as usual, fucked up
  Sunday, September 25, 2005
• Clint fucking loses it
  Sunday, September 25, 2005
• Windows Vista: The Final Countdown Begins
  Saturday, September 24, 2005
• Microsoft Changes How It Builds Software
  Saturday, September 24, 2005
• Good, Bad, What?
  Saturday, September 24, 2005
• *crickets*
  Saturday, September 24, 2005
• Bad Behavior
  Saturday, September 24, 2005
• Hey, aren’t you an unlockable character in Soul Calibur?
  Friday, September 23, 2005
• I’m just a piece of meat!
  Wednesday, September 21, 2005
• Friend or enemy?
  Wednesday, September 21, 2005
• Tittyballs
  Sunday, September 11, 2005
• Good to see that resources are being allocated appropriately
  Friday, September 09, 2005
• That explains it: Florida has a lot more electoral votes
  Thursday, September 08, 2005
• The Buck Stops Here
  Wednesday, September 07, 2005
• Real-World Web Application Security
  Wednesday, September 07, 2005
• Hey Look.  Buses.
  Tuesday, September 06, 2005
• Help find Snowball
  Tuesday, September 06, 2005
• Has there ever been a more cynical, manipulative administration?  Okay, except Grant’s.
  Tuesday, September 06, 2005
• AVMA reports “Snowball safe”
  Tuesday, September 06, 2005
• “A 21st Century Marie Antoinette”
  Tuesday, September 06, 2005
• Harry Shearer: It is So very Much Not New Orleans
  Sunday, September 04, 2005
• DHS Answers the Question: ‘Who Dropped The Ball?’
  Sunday, September 04, 2005
• “Boy, two years makes a difference”
  Sunday, September 04, 2005
• When you make shit up about WMDs to justify your war, the hurricanes win
  Saturday, September 03, 2005
• “The Federal Response Has Been An Embarrassment”
  Saturday, September 03, 2005
• Mayor to feds: ‘Get off your asses’
  Friday, September 02, 2005
• Kanye loses it, says what everyone thinks
  Friday, September 02, 2005
• 1 happier thing, 1 hopeful thing
  Friday, September 02, 2005
• I win again!
  Monday, August 29, 2005
• This is one of those things that will make you cry
  Sunday, August 28, 2005
• Meet your new master
  Friday, August 19, 2005
• God, I am SOOOOO like everyone else
  Friday, August 19, 2005
• brinkness, guess what CD I found yesterday
  Friday, August 19, 2005
• Interview with John Gruber
  Thursday, August 18, 2005
• I get laid more than Clint
  Thursday, August 18, 2005
• Guess that golf video didn’t work out for ya
  Thursday, August 18, 2005
• Ars Technica: Editing your digital images without the mystery
  Thursday, August 18, 2005
• MarsEdit and Wordpress 1.5.2
  Wednesday, August 17, 2005
• A Walk Through The Xbox 360 Evaluation Lab
  Wednesday, August 17, 2005
• Damn you technology
  Sunday, August 07, 2005
• Kali is buxom
  Saturday, August 06, 2005
• Most Awesome
  Friday, August 05, 2005
• Clint and Jacqui kill Mighty Mouse
  Wednesday, August 03, 2005
• Day of Birth
  Monday, August 01, 2005
• Kick ass
  Sunday, July 31, 2005
• Update on ATOM support in RSS Viewer for Konfabulator
  Friday, July 29, 2005
• We Don’t Have to Be Polite Because We Won
  Wednesday, July 27, 2005
• RSS Viewer for Konfabulator: Beta 6
  Wednesday, July 27, 2005
• Hollow
  Wednesday, July 27, 2005
• RSS Viewer widget for Konfabulator: updated
  Tuesday, July 26, 2005
• A triumph of human intellect
  Tuesday, July 26, 2005
• Yahoo! acquires Konfabulator, gives it away, refunds paid customers
  Monday, July 25, 2005
• I think we know who are the true O.G.s
  Saturday, July 23, 2005
• “The Louganis”
  Friday, July 22, 2005
• Rock n Roll!
  Wednesday, July 20, 2005
• Observations on being outside
  Wednesday, July 20, 2005
• “42 percent said they would favor impeachment proceedings…”
  Wednesday, July 20, 2005
• Ow.
  Tuesday, July 19, 2005
• Old skool
  Sunday, July 17, 2005
• Django gets more documentation
  Sunday, July 17, 2005
• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
  Saturday, July 16, 2005
• Good advice
  Thursday, July 14, 2005
• Agile Web Development with Rails - buy the beta book in PDF now
  Wednesday, July 13, 2005
• “Face up to the truth”
  Sunday, July 10, 2005
• The super-best comment spam plugin for wordpress ever: Spam Karma
  Saturday, July 09, 2005
• Absolutely disgusting
  Saturday, July 09, 2005
• This is too great
  Tuesday, July 05, 2005
• This is pretty damn awesome
  Thursday, June 30, 2005
• The greatest web tool ever
  Thursday, June 30, 2005
• Ruby on Rails - maybe not teh suck?
  Thursday, June 30, 2005
• WordPress 1.5.1.3 Available
  Wednesday, June 29, 2005
• This means war!
  Wednesday, June 29, 2005
• A very annoying Wordpress bug, and a fix
  Wednesday, June 29, 2005
• And a follow-up to my Kottke dis
  Tuesday, June 28, 2005
• Kottke completely misses the point
  Monday, June 27, 2005
• Gold, jerry!  (again)
  Monday, June 27, 2005
• PHP 5.1’s Killer Feature?
  Wednesday, June 22, 2005
• Jesus Hell, when did this happen???
  Wednesday, June 22, 2005
• Like a train wreck
  Tuesday, June 21, 2005
• Mastering recursive programming
  Monday, June 20, 2005
• Camino 0.9 alpha 1 is live!
  Monday, June 20, 2005
• The Bat Man
  Sunday, June 19, 2005
• Protect your applications without recoding them???
  Monday, June 13, 2005
• Update from Cincinnati
  Friday, June 10, 2005
• The Bait Car Videos of British Columbia
  Tuesday, June 07, 2005
• Macworld: News: REALbasic to be Mac Intel-friendly
  Tuesday, June 07, 2005
• Game developers react to Intel news
  Tuesday, June 07, 2005
• Where’s your messiah now, Greybeard?
  Monday, June 06, 2005
• Wez Furlong interviewed for Pro PHP
  Monday, June 06, 2005
• rebirth of wxPHP - NuCleuZ blog
  Monday, June 06, 2005
• Oh Thank God
  Monday, June 06, 2005
• No Altivec Emulation in Rosetta
  Monday, June 06, 2005
• Macworld: News: Intel’s Chandrasekher talks Apple
  Monday, June 06, 2005
• Macromedia unveils Flash Platform
  Monday, June 06, 2005
• I’m crapping my pants in anticipation!!!
  Monday, June 06, 2005
• iCab 3 Beta Web browser released, and it supports HTML4!
  Monday, June 06, 2005
• Dear God
  Monday, June 06, 2005
• Well, I just shot a load
  Sunday, June 05, 2005
• Now I have a reason to get a dog
  Sunday, June 05, 2005
• Greek Orzo and Grilled Shrimp Salad with Mustard-Dill Vinaigrette
  Sunday, June 05, 2005
• Gastroenteritis Trivia
  Sunday, June 05, 2005
• DRM = the new chastity belt?
  Thursday, June 02, 2005
• this would have rocked so much harder
  Monday, May 30, 2005
• God dammit, would you answer the question?
  Friday, May 27, 2005
• Class
  Thursday, May 26, 2005
• Thee Musical Baton
  Friday, May 20, 2005
• Fabulous Xbox 360 vs PS3 commentary
  Wednesday, May 18, 2005
• Buy My CDs
  Saturday, May 14, 2005
• Welcome to Arkansas
  Tuesday, May 10, 2005
• Marry Me Mini
  Monday, May 09, 2005
• This is pretty awesome
  Wednesday, May 04, 2005
• a simple request
  Tuesday, May 03, 2005
• still sick
  Monday, May 02, 2005
• Confessional
  Sunday, May 01, 2005
• Thank God for Mike Raisor
  Saturday, April 23, 2005
• “The New Pope is a Disaster for the World and for the Jews”
  Wednesday, April 20, 2005
• Apparently I’ve been living on Mars the past two days
  Wednesday, April 20, 2005
• Speech.  Less.
  Wednesday, April 13, 2005
• Jason Kottke updates us on Micropatron funddrive
  Wednesday, April 13, 2005
• Well I’m sold!
  Tuesday, April 12, 2005
• Geek pride
  Thursday, April 07, 2005
• Best music reviewer ever
  Wednesday, April 06, 2005
• Didn’t this guy used to front Journey?
  Tuesday, April 05, 2005
• How long do you think it will be before they start calling him “Dirty Sanchez?”
  Monday, April 04, 2005
• This rules
  Friday, April 01, 2005
• This is the part where I pretend to be a DJ again
  Friday, April 01, 2005
• The Kelsey Grammar Sketch Show
  Tuesday, March 22, 2005
• I bet he smelled more like a sweaty guy in the desert.  But that’s just me.
  Thursday, March 17, 2005
• kiss my bitter ass
  Sunday, March 13, 2005
• Score
  Friday, March 11, 2005
• Close the blinds
  Friday, March 11, 2005
• Thanks pr0t
  Thursday, March 10, 2005
• Sweet Jesus.
  Thursday, March 10, 2005
• God, if only.
  Thursday, March 10, 2005
• Meh (Portland trip update)
  Friday, March 04, 2005
• This would never happen on The Shield
  Monday, February 28, 2005
• Faskinating.
  Saturday, February 26, 2005
• IBM partnering with PHP
  Friday, February 25, 2005
• Picasa 2
  Sunday, February 20, 2005
• This is delightful
  Friday, February 18, 2005
• T-Mobile online: Code injection heaven
  Friday, February 18, 2005
• New issue of Usability News available
  Friday, February 18, 2005
• Wait, I thought open source magically made software more secure
  Thursday, February 17, 2005
• Upgraded, bitches
  Wednesday, February 16, 2005
• Oh shit.
  Wednesday, February 16, 2005
• Clint, you’re white.
  Wednesday, February 16, 2005
• Chris Shiflett: More on Filtering Input and Escaping Output
  Wednesday, February 16, 2005
• Corset experts…
  Tuesday, February 15, 2005
• Valentine
  Monday, February 14, 2005
• HIV vs Cancer
  Monday, February 14, 2005
• And now we wait
  Sunday, February 13, 2005
• Score!
  Thursday, February 10, 2005
• This is more wonderful than many things that are wonderful
  Wednesday, February 09, 2005
• Kevin Smith on Degrassi
  Wednesday, February 09, 2005
• Well poop
  Sunday, February 06, 2005
• So.  Tired.
  Tuesday, February 01, 2005
• ugh
  Wednesday, January 26, 2005
• This is just the best thing ever
  Tuesday, January 25, 2005
• Mary Roach
  Tuesday, January 25, 2005
• Now You’re a Man
  Monday, January 24, 2005
• I’m scared to put things in my penis
  Wednesday, January 19, 2005
• Another sign of the apocalypse
  Wednesday, January 19, 2005
• Hostrocket—the Way to Succeed, and the Way to Suck Eggs
  Tuesday, November 16, 2004
• On the new host
  Thursday, October 14, 2004
• Moving hosts
  Monday, October 11, 2004
• When good interfaces go crufty
  Tuesday, August 10, 2004
• OSCON
  Tuesday, July 27, 2004
• My Computer Goes Down On Me
  Saturday, July 17, 2004
• Highlights of the weekend
  Sunday, July 04, 2004
• Ye Newe iBook
  Wednesday, April 28, 2004
• ONLamp.com: Top Ten Tips to Make Attacker’s Lives Hell
  Friday, March 26, 2004
• Patching mnoGoSearch to generate valid XHTML
  Wednesday, March 24, 2004
• Politically Incorrect Blog Buttons
  Monday, March 22, 2004
• PHP5 up in yo shit
  Sunday, March 21, 2004
• Dave Attell Midwest Dates
  Sunday, March 21, 2004
• OSS OS developers are testy bastards
  Friday, March 19, 2004
• PHP 5 Release Candidate 1 Released
  Thursday, March 18, 2004
• What Felix said about assuming…
  Tuesday, March 16, 2004
• Validation escapes me
  Tuesday, March 16, 2004
• Useful browser compatibility tool
  Tuesday, March 16, 2004
• .NET == .GAY
  Tuesday, March 16, 2004
• Trying to email me?
  Saturday, January 31, 2004
• RSS Viewer 0.3
  Tuesday, January 06, 2004
• New Version of PHP RSS Viewer
  Sunday, January 04, 2004
• Web-based RSS Viewer app
  Saturday, January 03, 2004
• New Lamebrain mailing list—please re-subscribe!
  Sunday, November 30, 2003
• Back again
  Monday, October 27, 2003
• MTV VMA SUK IT
  Friday, August 29, 2003
• PUNKS NOT DEAD
  Monday, August 25, 2003
• Apple does dumb shit too
  Friday, August 22, 2003
• New Widget: dropTar
  Wednesday, August 20, 2003
• I’d vote for her…
  Wednesday, August 20, 2003
• RSS Viewer - multiple feed support sneak peak
  Tuesday, August 19, 2003
• RSS Viewer 1.0 Beta 4 now available
  Tuesday, August 19, 2003
• RSS Viewer widget update
  Monday, August 18, 2003
• Bug fix for RSS Viewer widget
  Sunday, August 17, 2003
• RSS Viewer Widget for Konfabulator
  Thursday, August 14, 2003
• Those look like alien eggs to me
  Friday, August 08, 2003
• Updates
  Tuesday, August 05, 2003
• LameBrain 0.6.1a Now Available
  Monday, June 30, 2003
• LameBrain 0.6.1 Now Available
  Wednesday, June 25, 2003
• Lamebrain 0.6.1p2 tease
  Wednesday, June 18, 2003
• Cam
  Monday, June 16, 2003
• Holy Crap
  Tuesday, June 10, 2003
• A little reminder
  Wednesday, May 28, 2003
• LameBrain 0.6.0 Now Available
  Saturday, May 17, 2003
• LAME optimization tests
  Friday, May 16, 2003
• Remember when Metallica were good?
  Saturday, April 26, 2003
• LameBrain discussion list
  Sunday, April 13, 2003
• I’m a moron
  Friday, April 04, 2003
• Mozilla screws me again
  Thursday, April 03, 2003
• LameBrain 0.5.2 now available
  Saturday, March 29, 2003
• I’m still working on LameBrain.  Really!
  Friday, March 28, 2003
• “Web host switch,” or “Hostrocket can bite my ass”
  Sunday, March 23, 2003
• Stepping outside the static
  Saturday, March 15, 2003
• Thora Birch Wallpaper #2
  Sunday, March 09, 2003
• OS X browser fun
  Friday, March 07, 2003
• LameBrain 0.5.1 (finally!)
  Friday, March 07, 2003
• Ya think?
  Tuesday, March 04, 2003
• Used CD Rampage
  Thursday, February 27, 2003
• Thora Birch Wallpaper #1
  Monday, February 24, 2003
• Top 10 Atari Arcade Games
  Sunday, February 23, 2003
• LameBrain 0.5.0 Now Available
  Sunday, February 23, 2003
• Color terminal for OS X
  Saturday, February 22, 2003
• LameBrain 0.4.2
  Wednesday, February 19, 2003
• There’s a bad Schwarzenegger pun in this
  Sunday, February 16, 2003
• Where Art Thou, Mario?
  Saturday, February 15, 2003
• LameBrain 0.4.1
  Saturday, February 15, 2003
• House Hunting
  Saturday, February 15, 2003
• Life is busy
  Thursday, February 13, 2003
• LameBrain 0.4.0 released
  Thursday, February 13, 2003
• I’m an anarchic liberal
  Sunday, February 09, 2003
• LameBrain 0.3.1
  Monday, February 03, 2003
• Lame 0.3.0 Official Release
  Monday, February 03, 2003
• LameBrain 0.3.0 Debugging Release
  Sunday, February 02, 2003
• LameBrain v0.2.0 released
  Monday, January 27, 2003
• Back in business
  Monday, January 27, 2003
• Curse thee, Powerbook!
  Sunday, January 26, 2003
• Otacon DBForms2 v0.1 released
  Saturday, January 25, 2003
• LameBrain v0.1.0 released
  Saturday, January 25, 2003
• George likes his chicken spicy!
  Saturday, January 25, 2003
• Snowman poop
  Thursday, January 23, 2003
• Those better not be men
  Wednesday, January 22, 2003
• Hey, remember the 80s?
  Tuesday, January 21, 2003
• My host eats it
  Sunday, January 19, 2003
• Football
  Sunday, January 19, 2003
• DBForms2 reaches its first milestone
  Sunday, January 19, 2003
• LameBrain: a LAME frontend for OS X
  Saturday, January 18, 2003
• Our boys in Iraq
  Friday, January 17, 2003
• Random Quote Class
  Wednesday, January 15, 2003
• Just like a Wop to bring a knife to a gunfight
  Wednesday, January 15, 2003
• I was a troublemaker in school
  Wednesday, January 15, 2003
• Fun with L. Ron Hubbard
  Wednesday, January 15, 2003
• For everything there is a season
  Wednesday, January 15, 2003
• Objective C blows
  Tuesday, January 14, 2003
• New site design
  Tuesday, January 14, 2003
• Movable Type
  Tuesday, January 14, 2003
• Fun with sound
  Tuesday, January 14, 2003
• Let’s talk about the weather
  Sunday, January 12, 2003
• Blog checklist
  Saturday, January 11, 2003