So I bought the php|arch PHP4 certification study guide a couple months before OSCON 2006. It took a while to get to my house (like a few weeks) and by that time, Zend was all talking up the PHP5 cert program. Now Ben Ramsey, the evil bastard he is, has the PHP5 cert guide he wrote with Davey Shafik out from php|arch. I hate you, Ben. Can’t I get a rebate or something on the new book?