A friend of mine who shall remain nameless let me post this work of his:
There are really only 10 stories in Michiana:
- The Schools are Broke
- Someone is Raising Taxes
- It’s Fat Tuesday: Eat your Paczki
- Company ‘X’ is closing.
- Company ‘X’ is opening.
- You’re Going to Die
- You’ve Already Died
- Did the Groundhog see his shadow?
- Something Is on Fire
- Water Skiing Squirrel is in Town
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