Everyone is shitting their pants about Madonna and Britney (except pr0t), but I’m personally pissed that they cut away to show Justin Timberlake’s reaction instead of the Madonna/Christina Aguilera kiss, which I imagine would have been much hotter, and probably involve some kind of Japanese fetish porn. Madonna did look super hot though.
If I had a vote, though, I would rather have seen Avril and Kelly Osbourne make out. That would have been hot as hell (although I dug Kelly more in her pink spikey hair phase). But whatcha gonna do? They still don’t let nerds make out on MTV.
What was the sound you heard at the end of Christina Aguilera’s performance? That was the sound of thousands of late 80’s and early 90s hipsters throwing out their Jane’s Addiction records. Dave, are you really that desperate for cash? Good Lord man, show some backbone.
- Note to Good Charlotte: The punk cheerleader thing was played out in 1992. See: Teen Spirit.
- Guys, just hang it up.
- Meanwhile, Iraq is still fucked, the world is headed towards Armageddon, and this jackass is still in charge.